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edgeofdesiree:

misterjakes:

unclefloyd:

tfw = two fucking weiners

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What?

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So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

(Source: allo-nsy, via morgieo)

Every single person that reblogs this will get a ‘I love you<3’ in their ask.

cupquakemoon:

youre-so-classic:

blackmockingjaypin:

blackmockingjaypin:

f-fuckk:

I’m completely serious,and unlike people that lie just to get reblogs,im not lying.

Every. single. person. i don’t care if it goes up to 3197883741 reblogs(never gonna happen bc imma loser) you’ll still get a ask. Be paitent tho,im lazy ef,it’ll take time.

I hope this is real, this would make my day

IT’S REAL

SHE ACTUALLY DID IT YOU GUYS

Omfg

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straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

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